When Greta and Hobie return from their first date, all decked out and hot to tumble, what they say has little to do with what they mean.
- Female: 2
- Male: 2
- Total roles: 4
- A beautiful woman looking for love.
- Greta Inner
- Like Greta, but more cautious, more cynical.
- Greta’s date, a handsome man looking for sex.
- Hobie Inner
- Like Hobie, but more unabashedly horny.
Setting & Set Requirements
- 2010 – Winner Golden Pineapple Award, Cringefest, NY Artists Unlimited, NY
- 2023 – Staged reading, Drunken Owl Theater, Seattle, WA
- 2012 – Image Theater Naughty Readings, MA
- 2010 – Cringefest, NY Artists Unlimited, NY
Greta Inner: “Thank you”. That’s your hint to stop. (GRETA downs her wine.) And that’s your signal to leave.
Hobie Inner: Look at that, she’s trying to get drunk. Oh yeah, oh yeah.